Please help me accumulate a collection of clever descriptives (new word!) that can be used as a resource file to brighten future blogs on blogstream! They don’t have to be original, lets see how many we can accumulate.
Examples -
I agree with you, I think you’re tickling the right goose!
A promise with strings attached, hangs on a delicate thread!
This mind’s -
1- ocean doesn’t reach the shoreline!
2- one dust particle short of a dancing sunbeam!
3- hat fits too tight!
4 - rainbow colors the skies in black and white!
5 - not the most aggressive wave in the ocean!
6 - top wrung of the ladder is in the middle!
7 - wheel only goes ½ round per revolution!
8 - allowed the tongue to wag instead of the tail!
9 - computer mouse is the weakest link!
10 - mountain doesn’t echo!
11 - windows won‘t open!
12 - curtains are drawn!
13 - arena is short at both ends!
14 - lookin’ through a hollow onion ring!

Please share! Let’s see how many “most unusual things” we can collect; Simply fill in the blanks or use your own format and post it in the comments.
__________ is one of the most unusual things I’ve ever seen while I was ______________.